The Night Watchman

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The Night Watchman

Beitragvon GoalStar » Donnerstag 16. Februar 2012, 14:42

Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.

Congress said, "Someone may steal from it at night."

So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.

Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?"

So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies.

Then Congress said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?"

So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One was to do the studies and one was to write the reports.

Then Congress said, "How are these people going to get paid?"

So they created two positions: a time keeper and a payroll officer then hired two people.

Then Congress said, "Who will be accountable for all of these people?"

So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary.

Then Congress said, "We have had this command in operation for one Year and we are $918,000 over budget, we must cut back."

So they laid-off the night watchman.


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Re: The Night Watchman

Beitragvon Grobi » Mittwoch 12. März 2014, 18:36

Das Traurige daran ist ja, dass es in der Welt tatsächlich so zugeht..
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Re: The Night Watchman

Beitragvon Nihgas » Donnerstag 10. September 2015, 03:48

Keine Wort ....







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Re: The Night Watchman

Beitragvon Mickey » Freitag 22. Juli 2016, 14:45

Tja, leider viel zu wahr, wenn auch lustig!

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Re: The Night Watchman

Beitragvon LucaTony » Mittwoch 31. August 2016, 10:03

Hab ich noch nie gelesen, aber eine gute Story. Da ist definitiv was Wahres dran.... leider.

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Re: The Night Watchman

Beitragvon Jackey » Donnerstag 22. Dezember 2016, 16:43

Ich verstehe es leider nicht .confused.


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